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Post by dewaltgirl on May 9, 2008 9:37:15 GMT -5
I think it's time to change up the mojo. New banner and avi in process. Good idea! DONE! Not my best work, but it'll do in a pinch. I'll work on something else this weekend. Now, Lehts Go Stars!
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Post by mscaniac on May 9, 2008 9:48:20 GMT -5
"Turcolicious".. LMAO.. hope the new mojo works for you!
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Post by dewaltgirl on May 9, 2008 10:00:49 GMT -5
Apologies for the long post....
Turcolicious started when Razor used it in a broadcast. Now they actually put it up on the 'tron and have created a tune to it using Fergilicious
TURCOLICIOUS - THE LYRICS
Word has reached Razorland that a silly lexicological superlative I uttered during a game has "grown legs". It's a jumbotron song. It's a ringtone. (Thanks to Jeff K) It's soon to be a t-shirt. In a nutshell -- it's a marketing bonanza. (And for Marty -- a way of life) Anyhoo, I give you "Turcolicious":
Turcolicious (To the beat of "Fergilicious") by Raz I Am
Four, tres, two, uno Listen up y'all, cause this is it The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious.
Turcolicious definition make them shooters loco They want some treasure so they seek their pleasures from my little five-hole. You could see me, you can't beat me I ain't easy, I ain't breezy I got reasons why I tease em Shooters just come and go like seasons
Turcolicious (so delicious) But I ain't pernicious And even if you was lubricious All that open net's fictitious I force misses (mmmwwahhh) That gets them scribes to talk, talk And they be lining down the press box just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
So delicious (it's hot, hot) So delicious (I get them wags to talk, talk) So delicious (them other targets wanna taste of what I got) I'm Turcolicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
Turcolicious def- Turcolicious def- Turcolicious def- Turcolicious definition make them shooters crazy They always claim they'll beat me Comin in to test me Marty (Hey, Marty) I'm the T to the U, R, C, the O, O And can't no other goalie post a more stylish zero.
I'm Turcolicious (so larcenicious) In OT my body stay vicious I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness JJ's my witness (ooh eee) I get yo' boys to talk, talk And fans be lining down the block just to watch what I got. (four, tres, two, uno)
So delicious (he's hot, hot) So delicious (I meet them wags and talk, talk) So delicious (them targets wanna taste of what I got) Turcolicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)
Maybe, maybe, maybe If you really want to beat me Homey get some patience Maybe then you'll get some space But I'll be hasty, hasty I'll be zest with zesty I'm so tasty, tasty I'll make you crazy
T to the A, to the S T E Y --man, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y -- man, you're tasty D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E, to the, stop it Marty
All the time I melt it down the brothas gather round always poking up and down lookin' for my vulcan rubber (uuhh) I just wanna say it now -- I ain't tryin to spark the drama, little pushin', little shovin' And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how my boys are gonna make them eat it. But I'm trying to simply tell, that I can't be beaten like the other masked clientele 'Cause they say he...
Turcolicious (so delicious) But I ain't pernicious And even if you was lubricious All that open net's fictitious I force misses (mmmwwahhh) That gets them scribes to talk, talk And they be lining down the press box just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
I'm Turcolicious (my glove's delicious) In OT my body stay vicious I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness JJ's my witness (ooh eee) I get yo' boys to talk, talk And fans be lining down the block just to watch what I got. (four, tres, two, uno)
So larcenicious So larcenicious So larcenicious I'm Turcolicious I'm so meracious So larcenicious So larcenicious
I'm Turcolicious
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Post by canes4ever on May 9, 2008 10:25:11 GMT -5
lol That's great, dewalt. The sad thing is that I actually just sat here and sang it out loud :lol2:
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Post by mscaniac on May 9, 2008 10:39:06 GMT -5
lol That's great, dewalt. The sad thing is that I actually just sat here and sang it out loud ME TOO!! That was great.
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Post by ghouliegirl on May 9, 2008 12:03:04 GMT -5
Maybe if I knew who she was and the song I could sing it, but I have no idea who she is or the song. The metal and goth girl in me doesn't listen to that. =) Was never really big into the top 40 music.
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Post by sweetiesadie on May 10, 2008 16:42:53 GMT -5
Lets GO RED WINGS!
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Post by dewaltgirl on May 10, 2008 18:08:08 GMT -5
All I ask Stars is for you to not get swept. K? K.
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Post by mscaniac on May 10, 2008 18:44:41 GMT -5
Darn.. just tuned into this game because I was thinking it wouldn't start until 7:30.. DG you must be in heaven with a game this early.. lol Come on Stars.. kill off that lovely Octopus!! LOL.. (luv ya Sadie)
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Post by dewaltgirl on May 10, 2008 18:46:18 GMT -5
I'll definitely take this start over the last. Still could be much better though. Still need improvement, but I'll still take the 2nd period as well. I have a headache.
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Post by dewaltgirl on May 10, 2008 20:34:54 GMT -5
Sigh. I don't know what else the Stars could do other than, oh I don't know...PUT THE PUCK ON NET!!!! Turco did his thing and looked rather decent.
Oh jeez, now the after buzzer crap. Ribs will get a suspension for that I'm sure. I don't think Osgood intentionally hit him in the face with his stick, but after these last two games I can see why Ribs thought he did. Granted, still no excuse to swing your stick like that....even if Osgood did embellish it's effect.
*edit*Okay, after watching the replays again, maybe Osgood DID mean to get the stick up. I still don't think there's ever a reason to swing your stick like Ribs did though.
I think it's a safe bet this series is pretty much over though. *sigh* At least the Stars are headed in the right direction and with the addition of Richey for next year and our young defenisve core we should be in decent shape.
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Post by canes4ever on May 12, 2008 21:32:08 GMT -5
Wings win! ;D Congrats to Datsyuk on his hatty :rallyrag:
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Post by dewaltgirl on May 13, 2008 7:30:42 GMT -5
Because I always try to find the bright spot.....at least the Stars are ripping the band-aid off quickly and not getting our hopes up only to torture us later.
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Post by mscaniac on May 13, 2008 8:12:15 GMT -5
Because I always try to find the bright spot.....at least the Stars are ripping the band-aid off quickly and not getting our hopes up only to torture us later. Lol.. I guess that's one positive way to look at things!
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Post by dewaltgirl on May 13, 2008 10:29:49 GMT -5
*snort* I do love me some Razor. For those who don't know, Darryl "Razor" Reaugh is the Stars color commentator and often does VS broadcasts (even several with Forslund). He, teamed with Ralph Strangis are in many fans' opinions (yes, I've read the reviews from all over) one of the most unbiased broadcast duos out there. However, when Razor blogs, it's all bets off and the man if friggin funny! Here's his latest, posted after Game 2. To read more, visit blog.dallasstars.com/CHRIS (KRIS) HATERS
The Angry End of Game 2
You may not know this but Mike Ribeiro was quite the ball player back in the day.
And “Ribs” was prompted to showcase his Jeter-like sweet swing in retaliation to goaltender Chris Osgood’s intentional semi-sharp stick near his eye.
Osgood buckled from the baseball style blow to his thickly padded, shock absorbing chest protector – miraculously regaining his motor skills a few moments after performing a re-enactment of Maximus Decimus Meridius' death in Gladiator. (James Lipton has asked him to be a guest on The Actor’s Studio to discuss this powerful performance).
Both are OK, just a little lighter in the money clip.
The Ott-Draper incident was playoff hockey from yesteryear.
“Otter” seems to harbor massive hatred for aging Red Wings. (And it just struck me, maybe the Stars have issues with Wings named “Chris”?- Weird eh.) His battles over the years with the Great Geriatric, Chris Chelios, have been vicious, entertaining and theatrical.
Perhaps he once got a bad bowl of chili.
The skateaway right hook to Kris Draper had its genesis in the faceoff a few seconds prior to the punch. Reports of a spear-like shot to the Stars forward’s ‘cash and prizes’ from Draper’s stick, a Captain Lou Albano leg lock, maybe a little eye gouging, and some other indignities came out of the wild hobo dust-up. Yes, guttural, Springer-like behavior to be sure – but you can’t help but watch can you?
Anyway, Ott will donate a little cash and he’ll be asked to harness/focus that hatred.
All involved will be on probation going forward.
Verbal violence after the whistles in Game 3 should be ramped up.
And - aren’t the playoffs just great!
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